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evilvillain123456789:

my mind is a palace built by an idiot

evilvillain123456789:

Instead of crass and discriminatory “jokes”, I prefer to get my chuckles from wholesome humor, such as: “my god, the scrimbly blumbo!” Hahahaha! Really, there’s no need for slurs and put-downs when comedy like “skcrunklo bonglo bingo” is available! I am racist as fuck though,

ghoooooooooooooooost:

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when the limbs are on the bus

evilvillain123456789:

(has to unclog shower drain) humans are meant to bathe in rivers and other natural bodies of water (rear ends somebody at stoplight) humans are meant to travel by foot (gets run off social media when my horrific DMs are made public) humans are meant to communicate face-to-face

chimthecappy:

projectanomaly:

dietspam16:

sainamoonshine:

A screenshot of a book that lists common autistic behaviors like wanting to know what to expect when entering a new situation or needing a few days to sort out feelings. The text calls these behaviours normal and reasonable and says therapist who flag them as disfunctions are wrong.ALT

POV: mister Devon Price, PhD, telling me that I am right about everything

Source: Unmasking Autism, discovering the new faces of neurodiversity

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I’m sorry, is having all the information before making a decision not considered fucking normal?

i think neurotypical people understand that it’s normal for like, moving to a new house or quitting a job. They have terrible understanding that was want all the information before making smaller decisions. I need to know all of the options for food before I go to a new restaurant, because I have sensory issues with a lot of foods, and spices can give me really painful reflux. I’ll never just go somewhere new in a whim, because for me, the mystery isn’t fun, it’s just a potentially stressful night either eating something that makes me feel queasy, or laughing through a bunch of humiliating β€œc'mon, are you ordering off the kids menu? you know you’re not thirteen anymore!” jokes

pregnantseinfeld:

This probably sounds obvious, but I learned today that prisoners aren’t protected by OSHA regulations, and that this is another reason why employers are so eager to utilize this modern slavery. It’s only a couple cents an hour, less transportation costs than the overseas sweatshops, and if you want people to work with hazardous materials without proper training? That’s fine too! Prison labor is the ultimate free market solution!

vamprisms:

people who upload movies online for free shouldn’t face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday…..??